Gods Speak Christmas

Previously posted on Vox.com. God: Here we are again. Jesus: Can you believe it? Muhammad: Yep, J-money it’s almost your birthday. God: Your special day son. Jesus: Lemme ask you something pops, do I count my birthday from the day I was born or the day I was resurrected? Buddha: Deep. Can we take some…

The Decision Fairy

The Decision Fairy lives on the same street as Santa Claus and Jesus, and like them, if you call on her, she makes life-changing decisions. Word on the street is that she’ll make up to twenty-five decisions a day for each person, but the truth is she’s tackled up to forty for me today: what I’ll…