Martha

She’s skint and lives in a box. A cardboard box that she took from the dumpster behind the UPS store. No, she lives in a large place. She screams often. No, she just has a very loud voice. She has a very soft voice, and had to take voice lessons at her local community college…

Dorothy

In the past week, I’ve referred to myself as a golden girl three times. I wish I were saying “life is golden and easy breezy,” and not “I’m graying and weary, so please don’t call after 10pm.” Yet, it occurs to me that the Golden Girls would be offended at my comparison, as they were…